Piper MacKay unfortunately passes away and his wife contacts the local paper to publish an intimation of his death.
The phone receptionist asks Mrs MacKay what she wants to put in the paper.
Mrs MacKay replies “Angus Mackay, piper is deid.”
“That’s a bit blunt” replies the receptionist do you not think that you want to say a bit more. And besides it’s the same price for up to 30 words."
“Ah weel, in that case, I’ll have to give a wee bit further thought. I’ll call you back.”
A few minutes later Mrs MacKay phones again and says “I’ve had a further thought on what you said. And I think I’ll do what you suggested”
“Good says the receptionist. And what do you want the intimation to say?”
Mrs MacKay replies, “Angus MacKay, piper is deid. For sale - Set of Henderson bagpipes, full silver with ivory mounts. With aluminium carrying case, spare cane reeds, polypenco practice chanter. £2000 or nearest offer.”